Okay, Modcloth.com claims that these are just “sleepy” panda salt & pepper shakers. I say that these pandas are clearly the victims of an acupuncture experiment gone horribly wrong or some form of alien evisceration. Notice how one panda is missing his entrails while the other has had his brains removed. A suitable gift for the holidays? Not unless you’re a zombie, man. The horror, people, the horror! 
