Resolved today at this morning’s committee meeting:
We need minions and should hire some immediately ’cause doing the work ourselves is a definite drawback to most of our projects.
We each definitely need a personal toady who can stroke our ego and lip off to people we don’t like. Think Iago, the mouthy parrot from Disney’s “Aladdin”.
Steampunk [...]
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Boreal Owl in Box
Originally uploaded by dr.Ozda
While myself and several of my colleagues were stuck in a two and a half hour Safety training, my co-worker, dr. Ozda, was snapping pictures of this boreal owl in its nesting box whilst precariously perched on top of a ladder on top of a doghouse. Had there been [...]
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“I’m not a doctor, but I boink one at home.”–Wife of a doctor as relayed to me by my massage therapist
“It’s one thing to leave work dressed up. It’s another thing to jingle.”–Fellow dancer explaining why it’s difficult to come to dress rehearsal in full Middle Eastern dance costume after work
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At long last, ultimate power has fallen to me! True, it has only taken fourteen long years of faithful service and the temporary absence of most other higher ranking employees with signature authority, but finally I have been named the acting department head. For the next two days. (Never has the term “power vacuum” been [...]
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