A few of the highlights of Halloween 2008:
Would you rather stick your hand in the maw of a man-eating pumpkin than hear/see one more political ad? This guy knows exactly how you feel. Be brave, my peeps. It will all be over soon.
Here, have some nice earwax on swabs–undoubtably, one of the most unappetizing appetizers [...]
Archive for the ‘Holiday Anti-Cheer’ Category
Re: Post-Halloween Roundup
Posted in Halloween, Holiday Anti-Cheer, Holiday Cooking, Humor, tagged Halloween Edibles, Pumpkins on November 4, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Re: It’s the Happiest Time of the Year
Posted in Holiday Anti-Cheer, Humor, Patrons Behaving Badly, Tales of Heather on December 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Rose leaves after a winter ice storm in Oklahoma City. Photo credit: glassgrrl_ok, Flickr
Yes, friends, it’s the haaaappiest season of all–when academic librarians go on vacation. For two whole weeks. During the darkest, wintery-est time of the year. Yes, the administration, they mocks us, but we don’t care. ‘Cause we’re on vacation!
I, your friendly [...]
Re: Santa Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Posted in Holiday Anti-Cheer, North Pole (Town), Reindeer 1, Santa 0, Santa Claus House on December 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This is one of those stories I couldn’t make up if I tried. First, however, a little background.
Outside of my city of Hobbiton lies the community of North Pole (its’ real name) and within said community stands the Santa Claus House. The Santa Claus House is a tourist trap–a large and impressive gift shop that [...]


