Electronic stud finder, batteries included, does not work on men–$5.00
–Part of a list of things for sale on a flyer on the library’s bulletin board in the main foyer
Ah, it’s good to be back! Back to snow! Back to sunshine unimpeded by persistent smog! Back to rogue rodents in the library!
No sooner have I divested myself of my winter garb than my eye is caught by something grey lying on the floor by the mousetraps in the Archive. I approach cautiously and discover that it is in fact a large rubber rat that has been “done in” by one of the spring traps.
The saga continues ……
I’d blame it on the full moon, but who am I kidding?